A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked her if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer responded, "Well, getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances" and proceeded to ask him the following questions:
- Have you any grounds?
- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
- No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.
- I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.
- I mean. What are your relations like?
- All my relations still in Poland.
- Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
- Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I always up before her.
- Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white."
Now completely frustrated the lawyer asked, "Okay, bottom line, why do you want this divorce?"
- She going to kill me.
- What makes you think that?
- I got proof.
- What kind of proof?
- Poison! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say...
'Polish Remover'